Sir, just one more thing.
Please try this wafer-thin mint.
Earth-shattering boom!
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Earth shattering boom.
Kryptonian Homecoming.
“He can’t see through lead.”
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“He can’t see through lead
But this bra’s really heavy
The underwear too”
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The underwear too.
I said “Hand it all over,”
And I meant it all.
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And I meant it all
When I said I heart you guys.
You’re the right people.
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You’re the right people.
“You’ve got the right one baby!!!”
“Uh-huh! Uh-huh!” Ray?
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“Uh-huh! Uh-huh!” Ray?
You have a good eye, my man.
Black keys thrown in free.
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Black keys thrown in free?
Billy Joel? Baby Grand?
Go Piano Man!!!
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Go, Piano Man!!!
That’s not quite far enough yet…
just keep on going.
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Just keep on going
And going, and going, and…
Battery bunny
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Duracell it ain’t
That’s why I don’t get those cheap
Knockoff dollar brands
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Knockoff dollar brands
of bootleg corduroy jeans
Only five dollars
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Any! Any five.
No, make that four. I mean three.
Would you believe two?
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Would you believe two?
“WOULD YOU BELIEVE?” one Agent
99? “Would you?”
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99 “Would you?”
Posts seen on twitter, and I
Still don’t think I “would.”
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Still don’t think I would.
Skinny Dip in Mexico.
Don’t drink the water.
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Don’t drink the water,
Or as I prefer to call it:
The citizen juice.
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The citizen juice
Is thick today in the heat.
You might call it sweat.
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