Haiku chain game

You might call it sweat,
But I call it free liquid.
Recycle your staff.

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Recycle your staff.
Or is it stuff? I forget.
It all comes out. Right?

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It all comes out right
It’s easy to be perfect
When it’s all scripted

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When it’s all scripted,
‘Reality Show’ is an
oxymoron, man!

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Oxymoron man?
Schadenfreude? Bitter joy?
Only the Germans.

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Only the Germans.
“Always with the negative
Waves, Moriarty.”

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Waves? Moriarty?
“Catch a wave and you’re sitting
On top of the world!!!”

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“On top of the world!!!
Don’t be afraid to try the
Greatest Sport Around!!!”

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Greatest sport around
Do they pronounce it “shee-ing?”
No. That’s just silly.

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No, that’s just silly.
So silly, it’s full of skit.
Joel, you naughty boy.

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Joel, you naughty boy.
You’ve broken Frank again. Now…
You will have… to die.

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interrupting to say that I 100% heard that in Frank’s voice and intonation. Well done!

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You will have to die.
As in Harry Potter or
Thomas Anderson?

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Thomas Anderson?
Woah, you know my name. Wish I’d
Taken the green pill.

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Taken the Green Pill.
Is that where you see the code?
Architect Vision?

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Architect Vision?
I wouldn’t live in something
He designed — no doors.

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He designed no doors?
From a voice to a lover?
I AM IRON MAN.

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I am iron, man
Although mostly I’m carbon
Buncha one-letters

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Bunch of one letters.
The Letter of the Day is…
M… No. S… No. T…

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M… No. S… No. T…
Pat, I’d like to buy an “E”
Hmm… I guess I’ll spin

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