More variety.
It’s the spice of life. Sometimes
life is too spicy.
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Life is too spicy?
It’s just BOLD, like Cowboy Mike’s
New Barbecue Sauce!
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New barbecue sauce.
Marinade then grill that meat.
Let it rest after.
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Let it rest after,
Then toss them in the fryer
For splendid donuts
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For splendid donuts,
You just add some blueberries.
NO, NOT SNOZZBERRIES
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NO, NOT SNOZZBERRIES
But the snozzberries taste like
Chicken à la King!
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Chicken à la King?
The dog’s meat - have you seen it?
King the Dog eats well
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King the Dog eats well.
Better than The Burger King.
Is his mouth moving?
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Is his mouth moving?
Could’ve sworn he has been here
since last Tuesday night.
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Since last Tuesday night.
Fish is what we have to eat.
Plenty of Tartar.
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Plenty of tartar.
Let them have it, says old Burns.
Both cheap and evil.
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Both cheap and evil.
Wendy’s and Long John Silver’s.
Breading and Frosties.
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Breading and Frosties.
Please don’t make me eat either.
I’m on a diet.
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I’m on a Diet
of Worms. Excommunicate:
Nobody likes me.
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Nobody likes me.
I should stop ruining films.
'TWAS EARTH ALL ALONG
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TWAS EARTH ALL ALONG!
BRUCE WILLIS: DEAD THE WHOLE TIME!
VADER IS LUKE’S DAD!
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VADER IS LUKE’S DAD!
Apparently whining is
hereditary.
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Hereditary?
Great Toni Collette acting.
Damn near lost my head!
[oh, just a quick side note here for the sake of making a quick side note]
heeeeeeeeeeeee
Day status: MADE 
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Damn near lost my head!
Was it like Screaming Skull or
Tom Stewart killed me?
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Tom Stewart killed me!
“Tom Stewart did not save me”
doesn’t sound as cool.
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