Doesn’t sound as cool.
Tracheostomies aren’t fun.
Can you hear me now?
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Can you hear me now?
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
Heck of an echo.
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Heck of an echo.
A Shane Black joke after all.
Sonny kept laughing.
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Sonny kept laughing.
Was he the Prince of Space guy,
or was he Space Chief?
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Or was he Space Chief?
He might have been escaping
From New York City.
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From New York City
The city that never sleeps
And smells like it, too
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And smells like it too.
Especially on weeknights.
No time to shower.
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No time to shower?
Just cruise right through the car wash
With the windows down.
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With the windows down,
Your boombox is far too loud.
Beat it, John Cusack!
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Beat it John Cusack!
You’re a ghost in Stand By Me.
Is it a flashback?
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Is it a flashback?
Pull that old pail off the shelf…
No, wait, that’s Flashdance
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No wait that’s Flashdance.
Oh, not another flashback!
Wet, dry, and repeat.
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Wet, dry, and repeat.
It’s just like washing your hair…
Make sure you lather.
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Make sure you lather
Your body in mayonnaise
For the best results.
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For the best results
Never feed after midnight
Mogwai digestion
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Mogwai Digest “Ion
Caused Air Crashes” article
Vindicates gremlins.
- I confess six syllables in the first line. Two rules were in conflict and I had to use my poetic license.
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Vindicates Gremlins.
Ghoulies, Hobgoblins, Critters?
Accuse their parents.
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[*]Accuse their parents:
Juvenile delinquency -
Your child! Yours! or YOURS!
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Your child. Yours or yours.
Who’s the father? Anyone?
Muary Povich?
Note: When I looked earlier, Muary was three syllables on one site. Checking now on another it says two. Beats me. I check as much as possible but sometimes you can’t always get it.
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