The in-laws’ dog got more presents than the rest of us! Again!
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The dog doesn’t know it’s Christmas!
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Yes, but Hollywood also thinks a dog can play professional basketball just because there’s nothing in the rules that says a dog can’t play professional basketball.
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…and they can’t?
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Enjoy your succulent Chinese meal!
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I know it’s Christmas and I hate to bring you down, but no. Dogs cannot play professional basketball. A paw print is not a valid signature on a legal contract.
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So you’re saying it’s fine if I train the dog to sign its name? Hello, loophole! Someone get Disney on the phone!
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I would say if you could train a dog to play basketball at the NBA level and sign its name, you could… wait, dogs don’t have legal personhood.
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…this just went from a kid’s sport movie to a legal drama.
“Legal Bud”
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That’s a totally different movie. And the only dog in it is Snoop Dog.
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Just got back from my parent’s place and they didn’t think anyone was showing up… Then my brother’s family started showing up-2 dozen of them! It started turning into a loud serenade of kids yelling and watching Christmas shows loudly on the TV! 
After a couple of hours of this I had to come home ‘to check on my still frozen water pipes next door’. 
Now I’m home with the wife enjoying the Christmas meal of ham, scalloped potatoes, stuffing & cranberry sauce with freshly made sweet potato pie along with peace & quiet 
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Now, for the feats of strength!
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Also also, welcome to the forums - glad to have you here, and thank you for joining us for the holidays!
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“Mr. Dog, could you please point to the person who foshizzled your nizzle?”
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