I'm not Regular anymore.

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Choose: death or chi-chi.

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Wow. It’s like a more lucid Phishing Spam-a-gram! :grin:

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and they’re all made of ticky tacky…

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Trying to decide if I should pronounce that like the Mexican restaurant (may it RIP) or how Les Nessman would.

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Death… by snu-snu!

Death! By Snu-Snu! GIF

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Eh, at least you all will be localized to Maverick. Now, who’s going up when Sigma loses his head again and starts trying to take over the world again?

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At some point I became irregular, too now. Oh well. It was fun while it lasted. Time for the Metamucil.

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I don’t care what they powers that be label me as, man! I’m regular to me.

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If you’re still a Regular at this point, you are almost certainly a bot.

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Let’s see… A couple loaded baked potatoes, Taco Bell, cereal…
Yup that does it for me regularly :weary: :poop:

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Am not! I can pass a recaptcha, I swear!

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Negative. I am a meat popsicle.
bruce willis meat popsicle GIF

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There’s you, @ArtCrow, @Pearls_Mint, @moviegique … What’s your secret for staying regular?

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popeye the sailor man eating spinach GIF

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All I have to do is SEE my morning coffee and I get regular. What are y’all eating that this doesn’t work for you?!!

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I am amazed. I only just recently got the CAPTCHAs to accept me as human.

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Oh, you know, man, you gotta not try too hard. Be yourself but be confident. Confidence is so critical —people can really sense desperation. You’ll get there.

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Alas, I was there. Now I have fallen from those Olympian heights to the vast depths below. Despair? “Yes.” Who could not having once tasted the sweet ambrosia of Regular status only to be relegated to the ignominy of irregularity? And, “yes,” all the more knowing that my plight is well-deserved even though I know not what occasioned it?

Good sir, your kindness and compassion are appreciated as I know full well they come from a good heart. If I only I had words to express the profound sadness I feel. At the least, I can console myself with the apprehension of the good fortune of others and live on in their reflected glory,

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MEEP MORP

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Alternative theory: I have no life

Alternate alternative theory: I’ll burn all my hours on this board to avoid doing my job

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