Misquote MST3k

I’m having too much fun in the Season 14 crowdfunding announcement and don’t want to keep cluttering it up. So I’ll keep it going here.

“Transit them the projections, Avalon.”

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“Want to eat it?”

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“Dumb Stronguy!”
“Reb Brownman!”
“John Bobson! …Oh, wait.”

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“Calgon take me some other place.”

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“I disagree with my folks!”

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There’s a flag on the Moon. What sequence of events ended with it being placed there?

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Beware of reptiles!

Mr. B, you’re very attractive!

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Faiiirly decent.

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Francis, I will end your life!

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Lupita, go!

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REMAIN!!!

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“Johnny! Stay here! It’s not safe!”
“So what?”

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Goodbye! You’re welcome!

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Gamera! Gamera!
Gamera is really cool!
Gamera is full of drool!
We are drinking Gamera!

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Oh, let’s have a Patrick Macnee Christmas this year!

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“It’s some kind of element.”
“No sir, that’s a writing utensil.”

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“Why do they never check?”
“You make a profound point Ernie.”

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Each nationality has a frightening beast

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“The first think Harvey stabbed into me…”
“Was him!”

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“Time to go to sleep!”

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