I do, and thank you kindly!
I’m an old-school AD&D boy and I struggle with all of Pathfinder’s rabbit holes during chargen. 
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What class are you designing? Another wizard?
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I’m sure Bonnie and Medio would be absolutely fine with another wizard in the party, more spellbooks to share.
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Whew, I was afraid we’d get another rogue.
AGAIN. 
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“Cuthbert, go chew holes in Mart and Johnny’s boots.”
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I’m sure Coleman’s boots are brimming with pancake crumbs. Just sayin’.
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The party is a bit low on meat shields, and Pathfinder magic rules give me a headache, so we’re going Fighter this time. 
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Yay!
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Hooray, new flanking buddy!
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Johnny went from “Bye, Felicia” to BFF in one post.
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I mean I can only watch him do 1 point of damage after ninja-flipping into melee so many times before my heart breaks.
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Johnny only died once doing that, out of how many attempts? At least I’m pretty sure he died. There was a massive thorn hedge obscuring his final breaths.
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He was FINE.
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Which brings up the serious question… why does Johnny do so little damage, and what can we do to help with that?
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Sneak attack.
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I bet part of it is because he is a little person.
And also because he put all his points into ninja flips.
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Because Johnny isn’t some gigantic muscle-bound brute, he does normal damage with normal sized weapons.* Like 1d3-1 with a dagger. So sneak attack is how he makes the damage count. There’s a big difference between 1d3-1 and 1d3-1+2d6.
- Mart’s baseline idea of “normal” damage is based on himself, of course. For example, Mart would do 1d4-2 if he hit somebody with his sap.
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OOC: Wow, y’all managed to run out of thread space already?
That makes me consider running my own eventually.
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Hmm, for some reason Johnny seems reluctant to talk about his experience behind the thorny curtain. Why is that?
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