Oblique (Gizmonic) Strategies

That’s so awesome!

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Date Kay
Sing to your pet turtle

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Ha ha, yes! Kay definitely needs more dates. :grin:

Also…

Never Make Light of Boing

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hexfield

Cricut hex cards might be fun (and alleviate having to illustrate the area around the hexfield).

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That a good idea, and I do love hexagons. It would be really fun to tessellate hex cards out as well.

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Give me Rocket Number 9 and some BBQ sauce.

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SLEEEEP!
Snickersnag!
Watch out for snakes!
Put a drop of vanilla behind each ear and you’ll smell like a cookie all day.
Bite me, it’s fun

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SLEEEEP! In heavenly peeeeace!

Decide who lives and who dies
Knees up!
Hear the engines roll now
Sandstorm
Rock Climbing

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Do Magic Things (or Do Stupid Things)
Gad About The House
Put It On Stillstore
Have a Patrick Swayze Christmas
Carry My Banana
Be a Doughy Guy/Gal
Do What I Do

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Weenie Man Away!
Mispronounce “werewolf”
Clone yourself

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Say Hooray for Santy Claus!
Be the Laziest Martian on Mars
Try Ski Joring
Heat Up the Death Ray
Round π to 3
Nipple-Nipple Tweak-Tweak Fly!

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Kinda surprised the autocensor let that Commando Cody line through…

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Pronounce it ‘sheeing’
Wonder if there’s beer on the sun
Call yourself ‘Big Stupid’
Be the wind, baby

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Just coming back to this and thinking that I would really love these as a real “oracle” deck.
Imagine: you’re stuck on a problem at work, so you grab your trusty Gizmonic Strategies deck. You pull a random card, which reads:
“BITE ME”

You don’t bite the card, but tell your boss off. The power of Crow compelled you!

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Coming back again to this! It could be such a fun deck.
More ideas came to mind:
Be decidedly unbold
Juggle water
Wear your formal flippers

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