Honey, let him go. The ‘common sense’ part of his brain was fried the second you walked into the beginning of a horror movie. He can’t be helped anymore.
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She’s one, right?
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No, because that would mean she has all the powers of a squirrel, all the powers of a girl, and all the powers of a dracula, and that would just be silly.
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It means the kid got in there, next question?
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Then God got sacked, a better God came in, and recreated Deadpool into a far more entertaining character.
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It’s no Dorkin, but who hasn’t smoked a little Dobbins in college?
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Ladies, ladies . . . I can see how he could drive you to this hedonistic display ( I mean just look at him, grrrrrrr!), but the legendary NBC newsman’s name is Lloyd Dobyns.
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“How long was I out last night?”
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“But I ohnly had one drink, offishurr…”
“Ma’am, I’m going to have to ask you to get out of the car and prove you’re not Judy Garland.”
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Sir, that is not food.
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Dang it, Doc, now you lost Marty.
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And saved paying Michael J. Fox.
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“You have no place criticizing my fashion choices when you’re wearing a jacket with over a dozen useless buckles on it.”
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YOU try drawing buck teeth in a profile picture!
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