And Bark Hallâs wife, a devout Catholic whose given birth to 11 children, sends out a silent thank you to the Heavenâs above.
Sir, you are the last person I trust with dating information.
Oh, weâve started this again! Gotta catch up.
âThatâs my job! HA HA HA⌠now try not to embarrass me. I didnât spend 6 minutes wrapping gaffer tape around this traffic cone just to have you ruin my costume party.â
âAIEEEEE! Itâs Aunt Edna!â
âYouâre right⌠I recognize her flaming red hair!â
âAunt Edna had red hair?â
âI know what youâre thinking. First you thought Ah, that man is a tailor. And then you thought, Gosh, I really hope that man is a tailor. Ha ha ha ⌠nope.â
âBut Chuckles, you know daddy doesnât approve of racial mixing. Youâre sweet, but youâre as green as the ace of olives.â
The hair cutting strategy was uncouth, but technically permitted by WVBA rules.
The desired reaction is more of an âOh!â than âOhâŚâ
But since itâs Satan⌠heâll be shipped DHL with an incorrect tracking number, postage due, and signature required.
âIâm not quite sure whatâs going on here, but I guess Iâm into it!â
âEver since I saw you last, Iâd been trying to remember who did that song about the fellow who dresses like a lady, and seeing you now it just came to me. I say, you look as though youâve had an adventureâŚâ
Oh yeah, thatâs right⌠Now put on the gumball machine head and feed me chocolate bars, while I audit these tax ledgers⌠thatâs what daddy likes.
I guess this is the right forum for that kinkâŚ
I tell myself that they must have known what they were getting into when they wrote this comic, but then I remember that this came out around the same time as Mike âTouchâ Connorsâ film career.
âIâm paying by the hour, and I forgot the safe word!â
Itâll take that long for the chafing and swelling to heal.
Or maybe just âmore saltyâ
People laughed when he said heâd become the first CB radio gigolo, but he found his audience.
âItâs all about the kinks, baby!â
(now I want to read those comics)
