Out of context MST3K quotes

“Captain Ross Hagen to you, pal.”

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“Give my sport coat to Al Pacino.”

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“This is Quentin Tarantino’s most shocking film.”

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“You know, I never thought I’d be sorry to see them lose the whole wrestling angle.”

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“Beer wine. Wine made from fresh beer!”

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“And at night, the town of Minocqua comes alive with entertainment, recreation, and great food.”

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“They shouldn’t have let Eric Rohmer direct a high speed chase sequence.”

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“Ooh I’m dying. Oh still I better watch my driving. Woah.”

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Minocqua.

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Serves me right for trusting the Closed Captions! Corrected.

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Jim Henson’s Sniper Babies

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“Is it too early for a Uranus joke?” “Never!”

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“Oh Emily! Make her stop!”

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“I’m gonna call you Lipgloss.”

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“Full Metal Jack and the Beanstalk.”

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Submit that for a closed caption correction, please!

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Is that Lincoln or Dr. Zaius on the wall, sir?

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I did. Done!

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There was another mistake two captions later on the same movie. Eric Rommer instead of Eric Rohmer. I filled out another form for that as well.

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“I’m dying in a rush.”

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