Out of context MST3K quotes

“Uhh… Tower. Conditions are spooky.”

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“Kid, a girl is just an ex-wife in the making.”

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“This is okay, but Kool-Aid usually has water.”

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“Well, when a warm front and cold front love each other very much.”

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“Oh, we’ve angered God with our hubris again.”

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deer appears “A FOREST DOG!”

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“Trails… Beautiful trails…”

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Kabob and Ka-steve!

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“Oh great, now the space mosquitoes are getting in.”

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“Welcome to the Gizmoplex! You’re watching Mystery Science Theater 3000!”

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“Does Gamera charge by the hour?”

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“Welcome to How to Fly an Airplane Part One.”

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“I’m sorry. Can we crack a window?”

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“Copy that, you appear to be going through a car wash, over.”

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“Can the balloon juice, Prof, and get on with the parlor trick.”

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Surely I’m not the only one who throws in a little “What the hell is going on here?” for old times’ sake?

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It’s Lawrence of Pasadena.

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“Is Fairuza Balk going to come out of that cake?”

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“I’ve had to Truffle Shuffle just to survive.”

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“It’s hard to keep your head above water when you’re up to your ass in alligator.”

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