“No, it wasn’t. No it was Mommy. It was an M sound. Mmm, like Manhattan, Mimosa.”
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"This is, like, more intense than when Bobby Brady got lost in the Grand Canyon. "
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“You can tell the foley guy’s getting tired and irritable. Just crunching celery against the bathroom floor now.”
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“Fudrucker’s™.” 
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“We’re famous for our CHOPS!”
“Oh yeah? Then gimme a BREAD BASKET!”
“Well, how’s your PUNCH?!?”
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“Long Island Ice Tea.”
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“Hey, looks like he came from the Dumbo planet.”
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“Whoa conjure a window so you can crack it open will you?” 
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“Time to take the mask off and see who it is. Do you folks at home know?”
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“Oh, my ankle, it’s all bendy-wendy.”
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“We may find him dead, but we will find him.”
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(Maybe only a RT one…but I think MST3K used this one as well at some point).
“Saigon. Still only in Saigon.”
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“Can I change my name to Alan Parsons Project?”
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“Boy, I hope he left the keys to the liquor cabinet.”
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“Oh, self-bury monster.”
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“And he died as he lived, with his mouth wide open.”
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“I don’t mean to be picky, but pumas aren’t really known for flying.”
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“Are pumas also known for their whining?”
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You know, I have almost no respect for pumas now. I now know that if I ever run into a puma, I can just push it the hell over.
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“Oh, look, it’s filmed in Oakland!”
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