to get to the other side
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About 4 pounds.
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Please.
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The Aristocrats!
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…and that’s why I accuse my parents.
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The breast stroke.
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A newspaper.
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I can’t hear you. I have a banana in my ear.
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“I was IN a flying refrigerator!” 
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Orange you glad I didn’t say “Banana” again?
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I would really like to help you, but my liquor license doesn’t allow me to re-tail spirits after hours!
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“Duh, winning!”
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Mrs. Slocombe, I’ve never done anything as nature intended.
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If this is my pen where did I put my thermometer?
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You take your shoes off before jumping on a trampoline.
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Well i’m not quite sure what you thought you were doing with him last night, but he’s been dead for days.
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Oh, I know. I just like to hear you say it.
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“… by the grace of God and these two fingers…”
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Then how the hell do you walk?
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“Terrible!”
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