I feel like this thread is getting exponentially worse. But I don’t mean to be hyperbolic about it.
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Well, would you prefer we go off on a tangent?
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Not to be obtuse but I can’t cosine that.
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I feel like this may be a sine.
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But seriously, people, about this whole pun situation … Where’s the limit? Are you approaching it?
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Yes, asymptotically, so we’ll never fully get there. Puns for infinity, I say!
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Infinipun™
By Marx!
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I’m enjoying this series of puns, m’self.
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I used to contribute a lot at TV Tropes and I came up with some puns I’m rather proud of:
- Boogie Knights
- Les Cops Sportif (an article on the French police)
- Dyeing for Your Art
- Dye Hard
- Dye or Die
- Faking The Dead (Waking The Dead)
- Fanservice Pack
- Knight Fever (an article on the British title system)
- Of Corset It Hurts
- Of Corsets Sexy
But, one of my all time masterpieces, if I may say so, is the caption in this article.
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I fell like this thread might be losing some power, but I don’t want to force it - no pressure.
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Nah, making math puns is as natural as falling off a log.
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(scoff) Well, I don’t think you understand the gravity of the situation then.
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Bringing this thread back from the dead with a question:
Is Dracula a neck romancer?
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arrrrrrghhhhhhh
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Back to the subject of math puns… My favorite that was accidentally discovered while talking to friends in college:
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because <chicken> cross <road> is perfectly normal to both <chicken> and <road>.
Oof
That’s like people who are afraid of the number 7
because 789! 
That inspired my Doctor Who joke, which I’m pretty sure I’ve posted elsewhere on the boards here.
How about a thread for all the groaners out there that you love to trot out to annoy the kids?
Here’s one!
Q: Which state gets bullied the most?
A: The 49th … because he’s always Alaskan for it.
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Two peanuts were walking down the street.
One was assaulted.
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