Puns, puns, puns!

Pun thread, wooooo!

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Starting with math/physics puns? Anyone?

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I tried ten math puns to see if any of those would succeed.

No pun in ten did.

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Get real.

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… I mean, I am irrational.

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I feel like this may be getting too complex.

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Some people hate puns but I think they’re integral to a good sense of humor.

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Seriously, people? Puns? Again?

How derivative.

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I bought a Steve Miller Band spice rack, but I had to return it.

The thyme kept on slippin’.

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Okay I got a joke for you. Had to really dredge my memory for this.

Q - What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?

A - Nothing. You can’t cross a vector and a scalar.

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Ooh, one I saw yesterday when I stumbled upon math Twitter:

2 Fast 2 Fourier

God I hope someone else gets that one.

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Mathematical humor is comedy in its prime.

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It’s important to factorial that in.

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Sigh. I just don’t know how I’m going to function after Munchie.

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There’s one short skeleton who says a buncha bad puns.

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Well it had pluses and minuses.

If you give me a minute I’ll think of a plus.

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A collection of bones saying bad puns? That’s humerus.

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Now now, are we sure we’re fine with deviating into multivariate subjects here?

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Dunno. Lemma think about it.

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Make sure to factor in all the variables.

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