Since the holidays are coming up: You can give someone else the First Share badge without them even being involved.
I’d rather have a Junior Dragster Indoor Funny Car from Marx.
I wanted the Ghost Gun toy when I was a kid, but our parents were pseudo-hippies and didn’t go in for that form of seasonal shenanigans. 
(But I still love them.)
How many scale miles an hour will that thing go?
Seeing if I get this now? Huzzah!
It was pretty sweet.
Scale? Pff. It goes up to 30 miles an hour and if you run into a wall it spins around and heads the other direction.
I just made ‘Regular’. No doubt due to my high fibre diet.
… wherein now I wanna pitch a badge for the Regulars to flaunt. Orange circle with the Metamucil “M”.
I’ve switched over to slow-racing the badges 
Ha! I am now an aficionado!
Yeah, that’s right. I’d be jealous too.
(I’d be even more impressed if I knew what it meant) 
EDIT: Oh apparently it means I have no life, or I’ve visited the forum for 100 days. (one of those two)
Just hit Aficionado as well. I think it’s a French term for someone not allowed within 500 feet of a playground.
Day 103
Still not an aficionado.
I shouted at the screen “LET ME LOVE YOU!”
But there was no reply.
I just hit day 100 now I’m wondering if I’ll get it 
It’s 100 days in a row … which I thought I had already, but didn’t get the badge until day 120. I must have skipped a day at some point early on.
I didn’t think I’d skipped a day but I’m beginning to side with @LadyShelley that it means I have no life…
I know I don’t have one and was sure I hadn’t skipped (seriously … no life), so maybe Discourse is just slow.
well if y’all hadn’t gone off on that wild bender that one weekend, you’d be aficionados. That’ll teach you to have fun elsewhere.
Wait are these guys seeing other forums??? Humph! Where’s the loyalty? Where’s the solidarity? Wait, where’s the pizza?