Do darkons have mass or interact with gravity? Because if they do, theyād tend to congregate around large gravitational sources like stars rather than some dinky lamp. And if they donāt, just how bright would the universe be otherwise if it werenāt for darkons absorbing the light coming from distant galaxies?
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Too bright for Earthers, thatās for sure. And they haveā¦ aā¦ dysfunctional relationship with gravity, but just between you and me that trash aināt no good for them anyway.
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I think somebody fed Krankor. Iām not cleaning that up.
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Oh, come on. The cleaners literally just left.
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Hi, Everyone! Letās Pitch In 'N Get Crackingā¦ to keep this place clean so they donāt have to use the biohazard suits next time. Those things donāt come cheap.
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Hmmmā¦well, if we lacquer the floor, should be easy to hose it down every night. That should keep the buildup to a reasonable level.
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What shall we crack, then? Walls or ceiling?
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But SHOULD we do it?
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How can we not? They have rinds attached.
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I imagine that ākettle styleā pork cracklins are just one of several styles, right?
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I mean, I donāt know, really, help me out, just what is the breadth of pork cracklin stylins? Do they extend beyond flavor, like, into preparation and presentation? Can I get āCoffee Can Under a Bridge styleā pork cracklins?
Somebody in this joint must be a pork cracklin know-it-all, cmon.
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Vast and humane.
I donāt know much about chicharrones, but I know what I like.
It is a mansion with many rooms, this affair with cracklins.
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Yes.
Three days old.
The meat will not be good.
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Pick a brand and a style and letāsā¦ getā¦
CRACKLINā!
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All right you primitive screwheads, listen up! Itās my birthday, itās freezing cold outside, I lost an hour of sleep, and I have to do laundry today, so Iām taking over this joint!
Hereās my cake. Itās lemon chiffon. No like? Fine, more for me!!
The jukebox is set to play John Parrās āSt Elmoās Fire (Man in Motion),ā āBohemian Rhapsody,ā and U2ās Greatest Hits on a loop. Earplugs are available from the bartender.
Soccer and cycling is showing on the ceiling screen, and later Iām gonna order pizza. But holy Toledo, I need some coffee right freakin now!
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Woah! The big one oh.
Hey, look, we all know you didnāt get pre-approval for this shindig. Nobody signed off on it and you arenāt on the list on the bulletin board. The time change has left many of the enforcers groggy. So, youāll probably be fine. And, Iām not going to say anything. But, when the Weekend Morning News News Anchor Appreciation Society comes in for their weekly coffee sip and helmet hair promenade, youāre on your own.
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As my eyeballs are getting too old for fine print, Imma just going to accept your well wishes and the authorization to turn this joint into a Party Zone until further notice. CAKE FOR EVERYONE!!
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I just became eligible for this thread. I love lemon chiffon cake. Are we sure itās not my birthday?
Many happy returns, @LadyStarblade! 
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