Thatās it! You got your funky fifteen! Thatās a fine friendly fifteen minute reminder till go time!
Iāve often wondered how many of those llamas are credited on imdbā¦ but not wondered it enough to actually check.
Iām sure the answer to anything concerning llamas is: none. But I am often wrong.
Here is my ringtone, no joke. (It is completely family-friendly and all thatā¦it is my ringtone, after all! Sorry about the Soundcloud link, but itās all I could manage as far as hosting an audio file in an anonymous-like fashion.)
If someone can guess the context and why Iāve had this as my ringtone forā¦jeezā¦a few years?..sixteen months?..then he or she can have my llama, signed, sealed, and delivered.
Llamas are the most perfect animals ever. The ecosystem would collapse, COLLAPSE I TELL YOU, without them!
Iām really more partial to Alpacas.
(Ducks and Runs)
Hey, I DO like ducks!
Ducks and geese and someān someān better scuryā¦
If I can figure a way to post this big panorama I took in 2001 somewhere Iāll edit in a linkā¦
Letās see if this works:
Wabbit season!
meeses?
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Lighten up, chicky-birds. Itās all good, unless you commit murder most fowl. In that case, you shall hens-forth be sent to do hard-boiled time unless you fly the coop.
Technically, any time you have two or more crows together you have a murder most fowl, whether theyāre alive or dead.
Isnāt that the duration of a noir film?
Yes, but what does that work out to in chicken-years? What, five to ten?
Youāll be a chicken of the future by the end of your sentance
I left my sandals stuck to the floor in the cooler, and it was my day off. Exactly who did what in there?