𝙏𝙝𝙚 Super-Secret, Pseudo-Private, Regular Lounge™ 🤫

What do unspeakable horrors from beyond count as? Asking for a friend.

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Uh … would you describe your friend as, ah, [checks notes] chitinous? Or more tentacled? If speaking isn’t an option, feel free to use emoji.

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I thought we had a big-tent kind of party here.

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I hope no one left their giant postcards of Chicago buildings lying around…

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No.

Maybe.

I don’t know.

If so, maybe SODIUM will work on them. If only Danny Elfman knew.

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If you put sodium on insects it just makes a…

Hey, @timryder has veered Off Topic!!! I wonder if we can lure him to Lounge, provided he adheres to the rules and has some Zubaz handy.

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alligator attacking GIF

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Do dress Zubaz count?

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Only with matching cummerbund and double Windsor drawstring.

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Zubaz :heavy_check_mark:
Spats :heavy_check_mark:
Top hat :heavy_check_mark:
Cravat :heavy_check_mark:

You’ll do.

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No, no, no, no, no! With spats I would suggest wearing a homburg instead of a top hat.

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We’ll accept business casual Zubaz at the very least.

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Well LAH di DAH I guess :face_with_monocle:

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And I think pulling up in a furry little surrey will put a cherry on the top of this fashion plate.

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I think we all know that anyone wearing Zubaz is all business.

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Zubaz are the mullet of fashion. Ready for anything.

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Zubaz is all fine and good, but frankly, it can’t hold a candle to ZARDOZ.

IYKYK.

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