𝙏𝙝𝙚 Super-Secret, Pseudo-Private, Regular Lounge™ 🤫

don’t look at the swimming pool …

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Music Video Hello GIF by Taylor Swift

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You ladies can keep your rum. Just don’t touch my Becherovka!

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It’s just hidden.

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I didn’t drink it all, honest, nope.

It was a band of pirates, yeah, that’s the ticket.

Last night, when my ship came in. Yeah.

The parrot drank a lot too.

Yeah, that’s the ticket.

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The Parrot owes me money.

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Ah hah! First shipment is here!

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Tell ‘im to stop waterin’ teh rum! <hic> :woozy_face:

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Where’s that half-bottle of warm gin I hid securely stashed behind the Bukowski section of the bookshelves?

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Still behind the Bukowski section of the bookshelves. Why do they never look‽

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Oh. Hmm. Oh.

OK, there it is. Where are there beard trimmings on the mouth of the bottle, and an odor that is more of BO and musk than that of juniper?

Hmm. Well, I should have some more around somewhere. Oh!!!

The hollowed out book of Under the Volcano! Yes, there must be!

I don’t even like gin…it just…there was a lot of it that I…“placed in strategic locations.”

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Shaken, not stirred !

Dog Alcohol GIF

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Aerating the wine, boss!

Shaking the bushes, boss!

Smoking in bed in a prone position, boss!

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The new Kate Bush. Welcome to 2023 bingo!

depeche-mode-drinking-tea

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Rum Cake

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Squaaaantoooooo!

Uh, sorry. Sometimes Frank’s tragedy just hits me out of nowhere.

But I know how to take care of that.

Homer Simpson Dreaming GIF

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Says you and my Fitbit

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It’s Delrin Day already?

OK, everybody contribute to the pick jar. And no gorilla snot or any of that jazz.

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Vanilla Ice ripped off Bobby Brown! Freddie and David was bad enough.

I mean, the Vanilla Ice track is barely a minute long.

And I don’t know that Bobby Brown created the term.