don’t look at the swimming pool …
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You ladies can keep your rum. Just don’t touch my Becherovka!
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It’s just hidden.
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I didn’t drink it all, honest, nope.
It was a band of pirates, yeah, that’s the ticket.
Last night, when my ship came in. Yeah.
The parrot drank a lot too.
Yeah, that’s the ticket.
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The Parrot owes me money.
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Ah hah! First shipment is here!
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Tell ‘im to stop waterin’ teh rum! <hic> 
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Where’s that half-bottle of warm gin I hid securely stashed behind the Bukowski section of the bookshelves?
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Still behind the Bukowski section of the bookshelves. Why do they never look‽
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Oh. Hmm. Oh.
OK, there it is. Where are there beard trimmings on the mouth of the bottle, and an odor that is more of BO and musk than that of juniper?
Hmm. Well, I should have some more around somewhere. Oh!!!
The hollowed out book of Under the Volcano! Yes, there must be!
I don’t even like gin…it just…there was a lot of it that I…“placed in strategic locations.”
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Shaken, not stirred !
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Aerating the wine, boss!
Shaking the bushes, boss!
Smoking in bed in a prone position, boss!
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The new Kate Bush. Welcome to 2023 bingo!
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Squaaaantoooooo!
Uh, sorry. Sometimes Frank’s tragedy just hits me out of nowhere.
But I know how to take care of that.
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Says you and my Fitbit
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It’s Delrin Day already?
OK, everybody contribute to the pick jar. And no gorilla snot or any of that jazz.
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Vanilla Ice ripped off Bobby Brown! Freddie and David was bad enough.
I mean, the Vanilla Ice track is barely a minute long.
And I don’t know that Bobby Brown created the term.