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So about that pepperoniā€¦

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Stolen by C.H.U.D.s

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Margot Robbie ignored Eegahā€™s advice.

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Itā€™s not a proper limited series if her hit with KLF doesnā€™t get mentioned. Show some respect for Mumu Land!

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We have waiters? Was I not supposed to be helping myself this whole time? (hic)

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So the frozen yogurt machine is not self-serve?

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No weezinā€™ the ju-uice!

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Look at what we have here: dairy group. Milk Duds. You hide these under your pillow, bro, so your mom doesnā€™t find them. If she does, youā€™re tweaked, buddy. OK, keep on cruisinā€™. Fruit group. SweeTARTS. These are killer, buddy. So citrusy, dude, youā€™ll freak. Keep on cruisinā€™. Hi, this is the vegetable group. Vegetable group. Corn Nuts. Oh, put 'em on a pedestal, bro. Look at that, yeah. Those are kill, huh?

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Donā€™t forget the maple-candied bacon for the meat group!

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And weā€™ll be using the exercise facilities, too !

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Thatā€™s ā€¦ thatā€™s not frozen yogurt.

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Just canā€™t get enough!

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Tickle your nose!

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I have returned from my sojourn to the Caribbean Sea, where I did my level best to empty the area of its fine rum through ingestion. And while I failed at that quest, I did meet a fine gentleman with an eclectic fashion sense and a swagger who has appointed himself Rum Purveyor for The Loungeā„¢. First barrels should be arriving this week.

And if anyone with any federal credentials asks, we have NO IDEA where they came from.

YO HO!

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Why yes, I did enjoy my vacation. Thank you for asking.

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Yes, but why is the rum always gone?

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