𝙏𝙝𝙚 Super-Secret, Pseudo-Private, Regular Lounge™ 🤫

[LadyStarblade]

Ain’t it just!! Nightmare fuel!

(I had the pleasure of witnessing Billy Mumy, um, “singing” this live. What a hoot!)

[AndrewCrossett]

I saw that Barnes just died a couple weeks ago. But Barnes is still going strong.

[KevinPaul]

It’ll never work, you’ll just be floundering.

[LadyStarblade]

Hey, if he wants to try, let him. Y’know, for the halibut!

[FreemanLowell]

Well, since we’re going with fish puns, I’ll just leave this here…

Wet Dream - Kip Addotta

[wyswysia]

Hey, how do you tuna radio to a station that’ll play this song?

[DAV]

Let the record show that I did not, in fact, engage in any punnery. It was pun-adjacent, and I’m entirely blameless.

[wyswysia]

Well. That put me in my plaice.

[DAV]

I think you’ve all been overserved and you should go to bed. YOUR bed. If that’s the sea bed, then so be it, but you can’t stay here. I need to mix up some metapuns for the kids now, or this stuff will just stank.

Puns. Honestly. When does S14 start?

[optiMSTie]

[DAV]

Uh uh, nobody approaches Isaac’s level of smoove.

[HyeRoss]

Not even JB?

[MichaelRobertson]

With KG or without?

[Stud_Cumming]

[DAV]

I just love this gif forever and will use it whenever because look at it

[wyswysia]

So you’re saying it’s last call? 'Scuse me…

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[jimmy_two_times]

Yo! I got about four fingers of Paddy’s left, and after that I can’t drive. And of course I’m going to drink it. I never drink on a Saint’s Day, viz., tomorrow! And hardly ever during Lent except Feast Days of Sunday!

So wang-chunging is out. But…the challenge to random UAs everywhere…I got some nice pre-rolleds of Big League chewing gum that I found in a Power Ranger’s pokemon. And I have a nice briar pipe or six. Just like Ward Cleaver.

That PG enough for you people?

Yeah. Good answer. Like I say to the drivers seven times a day, “Crank 'em up and light 'em up! 2, 3: Rock and roll!. 1, 4: Root down and get it!”

Beastie Boys - Root Down

[Jonathan_Eckley]

[JeanClaudeGoshDarn]

Holy Toledo!

[LadyStarblade]

Look, we had to send the jukebox out for service! We needed music and this guy really needed the gig!!