Ah, the sneetch defense. Well played.
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Got any apple cake cinnamon crullers?
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I like jello.
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Yes. Well thereās a half of one.
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The Ā« cruller Ā» is not French, she got no sense, sheās drinking Crazy Horse.
Got earphone heads, and dirty necks.
You all young people with your knicknacks and whatnot.
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Awwww. FilmStruck. BOY-O-BOY do I miss FilmStruck.
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If you close your eyes and wish real hard, just maybe, Santa will bring you something special.
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Just make sure when you wish you get Santaās frequency and not Pitch. Not that he wouldnāt be happy with a little attention.
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FilmStruck closing down is what made me stop believing in Santa. Or God. Or humanity. Or the idea that the universe is in any way shape or form a nice place to live.
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Yeah, whatever.
Whereās my fricking doilies at, people?
Itās almost four in the morning and I gotta change a tire PDQ once I get some sleep.
Donāt even tell me thereās no sleeping in the lounge, because I gotta have some or else be useless over next two days.
Also, beer and pool table. Where it is, bunch of crackers? 
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Heads up, everybody: thereās a wombat wandering around loose in here. No clue where he came from, but the tag on his collar says his name is Lloyd. I put a bag of apples in the walk-in if you want to make friendsāhe seems to enjoy them.
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Australia, I think
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Dirty Dillys are disgustingly delicious
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I donāt evenā¦I canāt evenā¦
But you might have inadvertently given John Waters an idea for a new book or movie.
I just have to believe he lurks here: you all are plenty weird enough, including me.
Not sure what JW thinks about MST3K, to the extent that he might.
I think heād be on Team MSTie.
No?
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wanders in
These last 10 days have been blah. And itās Monday. Even better.
picks up a ping-pong ball and starts bouncing it off the wall
Heyyyyyā¦HEY! Who stole the ping pong table?!?
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Some guys said they were borrowing it for a Thanksgiving deal.
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dusts off Pong console
Whereās the TV!
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We traded it for the ping pong table!!
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Considering that the TV @Ron traded is the old 50ā analog projection one, Iād say he got the better of the deal.
Iāll set what I can do about connecting Pong to the overhead LED string HDTV stapled to the ceiling. Anyone know where to find an RF modulator to composite video adapter dongle?
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Curses! Foiled again
Re-dusts the Pong console
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