The Master seems to not approve of a lot of things. There is never any mention in experiment #424 of what he would approve. What do you suppose those things are?
I assume (based on the robe) wingsuit flying.
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Diaphanous gowns, apparently.
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The Master approves an assumable mortgage with a 3 point interest rate and 20% down. He’s evil but reasonable.
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We know he definitely approves of big ol’ mustaches. (So I’m never bleaching mine and you can’t make me!!)
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Big dogs like Doberman.
Anything smaller than that does not meet his approval and is subject to… purging.
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The Snuggie®. I wouldn’t be surprised if he was a ground floor investor on that.
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The Master approves of fine art, particularly portraiture
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The Master approves of employing those with mobility impairments. For a demonic cult leader he’s quite the stickler about ADA compliance.
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The Master approves of Toilet Duck but not 2000 Flushes!
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The Master approves of giant turtles, but only if they are a friend to all children.
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The master approves of regular manicures. Can’t be having no busted looking Hands of Fate.
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The Master approves of sitting around the campfire having long family planning discussions.
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The Master apparently approves of dangerously oversized fires in fireplaces.
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He also approves all budget versions of Anthony Braxton or Cecil Taylor Free Jazz compositions.
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Dark mode and OLED screens I would imagine based on the lighting situation he’s got going on.
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He gets downright giggly when he sees a hand on fire.
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Clog dancing.
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Airbnb. It’s a neverending stream of sacrifices… I mean, guests, but he doesn’t have many host ratings, for some reason.
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The Master approves of roadside signage for the Valley Lodge, but nothing too ostentatious.
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