And now, a White Dot utterance for Cerebus the Aardvark fans:
“It’s the Big Round Glowing White Dot Strange Thing!”
This has been a White Dot utterance for Cerebus the Aardvark fans.
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Attention all planets of the Solar Federation: White Dot has assumed control.
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There is nothing wrong with your monitor. Do not attempt to adjust the picture. White Dot is controlling transmission. If it wishes to make it louder, it will bring up the volume. If it wishes to make it softer, it will tune it to a whisper. White Dot will control the horizontal. White Dot will control the vertical. It can roll the image, make it flutter. It can change the focus to a soft blur, or sharpen it to crystal clarity. For the next hour, sit quietly and White Dot will control all that you see and hear.
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Y.I. Dot is the codename for America’s daring, highly trained, special mission force.
Its purpose: To defend human freedom against Blue Laser, a ruthless, terrorist organization determined to rule the world.
A real American Hero, Y.I. Dot is there!
Y.I. DOOOOOOOT!
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White Dot was so crooked that it needed servants to help screw its pants on every morning.
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Is White Dot Grass? Does White Dot win the Super Bowl? DEEP DOTTING
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Look at what’s happened to me,
I can’t believe it myself.
Suddenly I am on top of the world,
It should have been somebody else!
Believe it or not, I am a White Dot
I never thought I could feel so free,
Flying away on a wing and a thought.
It could be what?
Believe it or not, it’s White Dot!
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White Dot can’t tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but what’s missing is the eyebrows.
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It’s always a White Dot if it doesn’t rain.
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How many dots would White Dot date if White Dot did date dots?
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Bleating and babbling we fell on his neck with a scream
Wave upon wave of demented avengers
March cheerfully out of obscurity into the dream…
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Ce n’est pas “Ceci n’est pas une dot (‘dowry’)”, je pense que c’est “Ceci n’est pas un point”. En plus, c’est un trou dans une feuille de papier beige.[1]
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If I’m wrong, blame Google. Besides, it’s still a hole in a beige sheet of paper. ↩︎
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FYI, this is multiple evanescent white dot syndrome following influenza immunization.
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Gah! You could put an eye out with those White Dots!
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I opted for “cheap joke” over “accurate French.” It was a lose-lose situation.
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White Dot knows what Fooly Cooly is
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