Believe it or not, White Dot isn’t at home,
Please leave a message at the beep.
I must be out, or I’d pick up the phone,
Where could I be?
Believe it or not, I’m White Dot.
White Dot built this city on Rock n’ Roll
My my my my White Dot
White Dot is in negotiations with Target for a merchandising deal.
White Dot has the knees for performing superhero landings!
White Dot, we have a problem.
“Houston, we have a White Dot.”
White Dot’s whole life was a million-to-one shot.
Come and listen to a story 'bout a Dot named White,
Just an ordinary spot who became a star one night,
Dot appeared on the screen just before the show began
And off to the internet all the Misties ran –
(Messaging that is, Bummed out, Laughin’ too.)
Well the next thing you know ol’ Dot’s a famous sphere,
The Misties all said, "Dot, stick around here!
Said, “Gizmoplex is the place you ought to be
Where we watch bad movies which deserve our mockery!”
Riffs, that is. Low budget, B-movie stars.
Our White Dot savior’s First Commandment:
“Thou shalt not slap comedians”
(This means you, Joe Don Baker!)
1302 premieres on April Fools. So what if it’s just 2 hours of nothin’ but Dot?
Add a some funny commentary and I’m in!
Is there any truth to the rumor that White Dot is actually one of Little Orphan Annie’s disembodied eyes, moonlighting from it’s job tending bar at the Old Pink Dog in Han Dold City?
I’m just asking questions here.