My gripe is that too many baristas think I want iced coffee.
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I would’ve said Endless Coffee, but I can’t stand that terrible song that went with the movie. (I’ve never seen the movie, so maybe it’s not terrible. I don’t know.)
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They call me Russ Tile Floor
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Although on occasion…
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There are some who call me, Tim?
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Well, they call me Mr. KNOWITALL 
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However, in no language, in any culture, do they call the wind “Maria”.
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It was 1.5k lol
Jimbo got it wrong. Hes a pretty smart guy. Check him out then get back to me.
I guess thats why they call it the blues
The wind cries Maria
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How do you solve a problem like Maria?
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Maria? I just met a girl called Maria!
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Damn it, now it’s going to bother me which MST3K episode it was where they did a riff on that song except with a name of a character in the movie.
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Was it “The Day the Earth Froze“?
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About who? Anniki?
https://www.annotatedmst.com/episodes/95/The_Giant_Spider_Invasion
[Sung.] Away out here they’ve got a name/For stinky hairy white guys.
A paraphrase of the song “They Call the Wind Maria” from the musical Paint Your Wagon . Actual lyrics: “Away out here they’ve got a name/For rain and wind and fire/The rain is Tess, the fire’s Jo/They call the wind Maria.” Amusingly, the hairy white guy in question, Robert Easton, actually had a small part in Paint Your Wagon , as Atwell. (Thanks to Megan Brannon for the tidbit about Easton.)
https://www.annotatedmst.com/episodes/54/Teenagers_From_Outer_Space
Yeah, and they call the wind Maria.
A reference to the song “They Call the Wind Maria” from the 1951 musical Paint Your Wagon . Sample lyrics: “Away out here they’ve got a name/For rain and wind and fire/The rain is Tess, the fire’s Jo/They call the wind Maria.”
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I remember Mad magazine’s parody of “Mariah” for their The Towering Inferno musical in which it became, 
“On fire, on fire, the building is on fire…”
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