Spying anyone punching keys, my instant thought is “Push the button Frank…”
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Poison cloud is rising
The conductors been impaled…
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You get the “She stole Mike’s keyboard!” riff!
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…you don’t have to google it when someone mentions Jam Handy.
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Looking in the Yellow Pages, I always check for a Torgo’s Pizza.
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…you insist your muscle car be painted prune-colored.
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Whenever I’m in the frozen section of the grocery and spot waffles, I say “The Secret Government Eggo Project…”
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….when Testor’s Lime Gold Metal Flake # 1642 is your favorite color 
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…you notice that there’s an inconsistency in what they state Crow is made of. (Joel says high-density kevlar in The Painted Hills and in Riding with Death, Crow says he’s made of molybdenum.)
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…you recognize that Joel doesn’t know that Crow can smell things because Crow called it spectral analysis and Joel bought it.
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I know it’s rather obvious: But hanging out in a forum dedicated to MST3K would certainly qualify! 
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… you give serious consideration to mixing up a pitcher of Killer Shrew.
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…you are the button.
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… you end up being prone to… SUPER FREAKOUTS!
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Or a refreshing can of Wassail?!
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But not in combination with the Cheese Phone; that’d be disastrous.
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…Someone asks you to do somthing and you think “You do it, I’m bitter.”
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You’re immediately suspicious of high-quality throw pillows/zucchini.
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… you notice railing kills in any movie or TV show.
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