You spell it S-A-N-T-A, but you say it "Santy": 🎅🏼 Conquers the 👽 Watch Party Open Thread

[MayneJansfield]

I always wonder what the Santas on the rest of the planets are like.
Mercury’s Santa can never get to the kids on time because his sleigh keeps going retrograde.
Venusian Santa can’t really make presents because of the surface conditions, but she sings nice songs. “Under Pressure” is a favorite.
Jovian Santa holds balloon races in the upper atmosphere.
Saturn’s Santa gives out lots of shiny rocks, but rarely gets any thanks for it because he looks…well…Saturnine.
We don’t know how things are going on Uranus because they got tired of everyone making fun of the planet’s name and aren’t on speaking terms with us.
Neptunian Santa still can’t figure out where that record went.
I’m forbidden from discussing Pluto by Neil Degrasse Tyson.

[optiMSTie]

@MayneJansfield

I always wonder what the Santas on the rest of the planets are like.

Funny you should mention that, because at the end of the novelization of Santa Claus Conquers the Martians… Dropo Claus is kidnapped by the Venusians, because THEY wanted a Santa for their planet, too.

[CLANG_Potroast]

NEIL’S NOT THE BOSS OF YOU!!

Pluto’s Santa is host to all Littlest Angels, everywhere I bet.

[Rowsdoweruno]

I heard droppo Claus was a new type of poop collection device for dogs

[Stud_Cumming]

Popular with Pluto, I’ll bet.

[Rowsdoweruno]

I’ve never wanted to be Mike more in my life.

[ArtCrow]

Already humming it.

[jolomo]

Best character name:

• Kimar
• Voldar
• Dropo
• Bomar
• Girmar
• Momar
• Hargo
• Rigna
• WINKY!!!

[CLANG_Potroast]

“I put the Santies on put the Santies on… The Santies, the Santies, the Santies are hot…”

[FastidiousRobot]

I’ll go off the board with Chochem.
“Mars to Chochem!!!”

[Aquarius]

Wishing I could write in “BeardMar,” which I know isn’t real but is what I call that one guy.

[CLANG_Potroast]

I was hoping it would be a selection from this list:

Usernames You Could've Chosen, But Didn't

Stinky! Soft Batch! Clam Dip! Ringworm! Crank Case! Lube Job!

[OfYourExistence]

The theme song is a legit banger.

I AIN’T PLAYIN.

[Rowsdoweruno]

What the heck is a pia zadora?
Some sort of imported automobile?

[Aquarius]

But… but… S-A-N-T-A… “Santy”…

[CLANG_Potroast]

“Hang out in leather bars… haul out the cocktail sauce…”

[Aquarius]

“Hooray for Gummi Bears!”

[Stud_Cumming]

You spell it D-A-V-I-D N-I-V-E-N

[optiMSTie]

And then, one day, you’ll wake up and say

“Hooray for Santy Claus Patrick Swayze!”

[Aquarius]

I was (last year) years old when I learned how very many lyrics this song has. Thank you, Colonial Theatre singalong!