I always wonder what the Santas on the rest of the planets are like.
Mercuryās Santa can never get to the kids on time because his sleigh keeps going retrograde.
Venusian Santa canāt really make presents because of the surface conditions, but she sings nice songs. āUnder Pressureā is a favorite.
Jovian Santa holds balloon races in the upper atmosphere.
Saturnās Santa gives out lots of shiny rocks, but rarely gets any thanks for it because he looksā¦wellā¦Saturnine.
We donāt know how things are going on Uranus because they got tired of everyone making fun of the planetās name and arenāt on speaking terms with us.
Neptunian Santa still canāt figure out where that record went.
Iām forbidden from discussing Pluto by Neil Degrasse Tyson.
Funny you should mention that, because at the end of the novelization of Santa Claus Conquers the Martiansā¦ Dropo Claus is kidnapped by the Venusians, because THEY wanted a Santa for their planet, too.
NEILāS NOT THE BOSS OF YOU!!
Plutoās Santa is host to all Littlest Angels, everywhere I bet.
I heard droppo Claus was a new type of poop collection device for dogs
Popular with Pluto, Iāll bet.
Iāve never wanted to be Mike more in my life.
Already humming it.
Best character name:
- Kimar
- Voldar
- Dropo
- Bomar
- Girmar
- Momar
- Hargo
- Rigna
- WINKY!!!
āI put the Santies on put the Santies onā¦ The Santies, the Santies, the Santies are hotā¦ā
Iāll go off the board with Chochem.
āMars to Chochem!!!ā
Wishing I could write in āBeardMar,ā which I know isnāt real but is what I call that one guy.
I was hoping it would be a selection from this list:
The theme song is a legit banger.
I AINāT PLAYIN.
What the heck is a pia zadora?
Some sort of imported automobile?
Butā¦ butā¦ S-A-N-T-Aā¦ āSantyāā¦
āHang out in leather barsā¦ haul out the cocktail sauceā¦ā
āHooray for Gummi Bears!ā
You spell it D-A-V-I-D N-I-V-E-N
And then, one day, youāll wake up and say
āHooray for
Santy Claus Patrick Swayze!ā
I was (last year) years old when I learned how very many lyrics this song has. Thank you, Colonial Theatre singalong!