“Hobgoblins!!! Hobgoblins!!! What do you do with those Hobgoblins!!! They’re over here!!! They’re over there!!! Those darn Hobgoblins are everywhere!!!” “I am going to give you such a movie.” “Bobo? Brain Guy? Get the movie.” “We have ways of dealing with ne’er-do-wells who insist on jumping on our rent-to-own couches. Your movie is called Hobgoblins!” A critter film to end all critter films. A Nightmare On Elm Street (1984)? Gremlins (1984)? Meet the offspring. Accidental Turn-Ons, The Movie, Let’s Talk Women!, Crisis Hotline, Cardboard Cutouts, Rick Sloane. “Ah, badly-lit warehouse. I feel better already”, “Paige Sullivan!!!”, “Steven… Boggs this whole movie down.” “Take On Me!!!” or “Enough of the Count Chocula music!”?