Open up your heart and let the Tim Ryder Christmas in
We’ll gather at the Ryder House with our MST kin
And Santa can be our regular Saturday Night thing
We’ll decorate a bonehead helmet and gather 'round and sing
Oh let’s have a Tim Ryder Christmas this year!
And we’ll listen to Paramore and it will kick you in the ear
It’s Ryder’s way or the highway this Christmas far and near
Zap Rowsdower wonders if on the sun there’s still some beer
I got the word that Rebecca has been spreading Christmas cheer
Mr. B Natural struggles with androgyny while Jack Perkins blows in her ear
Let’s have a Tim Ryder Christmas one and all
And this can be the… slider-est
This can be the hynder-est…
This can be the Ryder-est
Christmas of them all!
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