WHAT? I COULDN’T HEAR WHAT YOU SAID BECAUSE OF THE NOISE!
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THANK YOU FOR THE CLARIFICATION
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The D&D game is happening in the basement. Note that our Dungeon Master only knows Tomb of Horrors. We wish you the best of luck.
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What about the free ponies we were promised in the Kickstarter? And what about Scarecrow’s brain?!?
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Still working on the Hasbro licensing. As for the brain, one of the Boneheads is experimenting on it, so we’re not expecting to see it for another year. At least.
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Can we get a piece of Tim Ryder’s brain?
It’s full of i-ron
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He’ll give you a piece of his mind.
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I hope it’s cooked all the way through this time. 
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Shouldn’t Season 14 be available now? I already sent in my five dollars.
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We’d love to say yes, but we’re still busy wrangling our c-- er, recording footage for it. We’ll let you know if things improve!
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Maybe we should just keep staring at Joel until we get some news. You know, creepy child standing by the bed waking you up at 3am style staring.
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I opened my box of Kickstarter merch as soon as it arrived, but the 50-cents-off-Totino’s-Pizza-Rolls coupon isn’t in there!!!
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…oh, we’re sorry about that. All of the Totino’s coupons were sent to the staff of some YouTube channel. Something about a Sonic? Not my business. Unfortunately, our promotional deal has run out so we cannot guarantee getting you a new one.
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Could the demands that I “PUT THE MASK ON NOW!” stop? I mean, c’mon EVERY damn time I enter the complex. Besides, I’ve already been masking consistently since 2020 was still young and perky. You already won! Just drop it already!!!
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The holoclowns are still here!
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I know! They won’t turn off and I’m tasting metal!
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I don’t mind the taste of metal, but it’d be nice if they switched it up periodically. Instead of copper, how about something exotic like indium, yttrium, or — oooh! — osmium?
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They’d probably switch to tungsten and think it hilarious. Can you imagine three hours of non-stop puns?
It’s not even like I meant to turn them on in the first place.
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