FAKE Help Desk Requests ONLY!

That’s not a mod badge! It’s an upside-down pow badge!

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Hey Ivan I started a movie but it was awful, so I wanted to turn it off after just a few minutes of watching. But it seems the special parts for controlling the movie are just straight up missing? It looks like some guy just stripped the whole mechanism bare. I don’t know why someone would steal those special parts or what possible use they’d have for em but you really need to get maintenance up there to fix that.

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Those special parts were used to make your robot friends. Haven’t you seen your robot friends yet? Maybe they are shunning you. Is it some kind of odor?

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Someone seems to have written on the moon. Can we get RD to clean that up?

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Eh. Happens all the time.

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Ok, so I’m pretty sure this is a glitch. Every time I watch Eegah, there’s this one place where they’re about to walk into the desert and some disembodied voice says, “watch out for snakes!” Could you guys please fix that?

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pow upside-down is bom

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Bom backward is MOB. It all makes sense now. This is a mafia front.

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You forgot your cement slippers over by the river. Let me show you where they are.

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I just can’t believe that it’s been almost a whole day since I started this thread, but there’s not even ONE response from the Help Desk yet.

I want my $25 back!! :angry:

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Please hold. Your call is important to us.

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Yeah sure it is. I’ll just be over here refueling. :confused:

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Enjoy our complimentary entertainment while you wait. Four hours of corn detasselling!

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Nope, the badge doesn’t give you access to the secret lists. You need the

Mumph … Humph … Mumph

:face_with_spiral_eyes: I mean there are no secret lists.

Whoa, What were we talking about, again?

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The first rule of Fight Club…

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Can someone please help! Every time I try to use the app while taking a bubble bath this guy shows up. It’s getting really creepy.

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He wants to take you away!

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It seems to me that White Dot is actually off-white. Anyone else noticing this? It really ruins my viewing experience. Please correct the hue.

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Lesley is too nice. I don’t trust her. Make her meaner.

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I suspected Chairface.

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