Family-Friendly Rule Reminder

Can we can still say dickweed?

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Yes, but not semprini.

Oops.

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No, but you can say rumex.

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If you’re writing that you will not thus refer to your mom a million times, sure.

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I just don’t want to see anyone saying HOTCHKA around here!

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How about schmebulon, is that acceptable?

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As long as no one says Belgium.

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Just a bunch of farging iceholes…

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One thing you shouldn’t ever say is Niagara Falls, and under no circumstances whatsoever should you utter the phrase Susquehanna Hat Company.

Else everyone may just go insane.

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Slowly I turned…

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Don’t ever say someone ran the Kentucky Derby if they don’t also run the Indianapolis 500

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I forget, what were we here to talk about? Oh yeah, all YOU filthy minded inappropriate folks. Not me, of course, as I am totally innocent and wholesome at all times, free of all angst and f-bombs.

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I just had a thought; if I say raisins but I actually mean sultanas, will I get in trouble? Because that’s something I’d prefer not to get into trouble over, but sometimes it can be mighty hard to tell the difference.

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Cthulhu fhtagn.

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“A profane argument erupts over whose day was MORE WHOLESOME!” :plate_with_cutlery:

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Profoundly profane, like the prophecy prophesied.

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There’s a nice Prosecco in the fridge and I made Primavera, but don’t touch the Profiteroles-- they’re for Prime Time!

Personally I’m profoundly………

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Propane, eh? Peculiar.

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