Fanficisode: Invention exchange discussion

And my other two submissions (both of which pretty much only work as live-action with humans instead of puppets)

The Stand-Up Sit-Down Meal:

Which works on the premise that people on the go don’t have time for the traditional sit-down Sunday meal, so this replicates the experience by taking what’s essentially a KFC box with a TV dinner inside, attaching some folding legs (which fold out diagonally when you remove a catch from the underside of the box, then telescope out automatically using a spring and nested cylinders mechanism like a magician’s cane) some simulated bobble-head family members in the lid, and hidden in the base of the box is a modified See-and-Spell type device with a pull cord that will simulate all those awkward dinnertime conversations you remember from growing up like “Roast is a little dry this time, hon…” “Have you been looking for work?” “The Millers just bought another boat” “Panthers might make state championship this year…” “your cousin Millie is pregnant… again” and “when are you going to settle down and find yourself a nice girl/guy?”

Paired with the After-Dinner Ejector Seat
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For when you’re stuck at your in-laws, the meal is done, but people won’t stop yammering on. (though as the Mads discover after trying it, it’s really more suitable for patio dining)