Haiku chain game

We’ve got movie sign!
And if we try to resist
They fill us with pains

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They fill us with pains
And make canceling a chore.
Gym memberships – blech!

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Gym memberships - blech!
I prefer hard core workouts:
Running for my life

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Running for my life.
Chased by a shrew, of all things.
Call this dignity?

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Call this dignity
Don’t even try the other
Their number is dead

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Their number is dead
It was killed in the parlor
With the candlestick

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With the candlestick?
“Pardon me, sir, but I have
One more thing to ask.”

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“One more thing to ask,”
stated Dr. Forrester.
“Does it hurt much, Frank?”

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“Does it hurt much, Frank?”
“In a good way, because I’m
The god. I’M THE GOD!”

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The god? I’m the god…
I swear I keep forgetting
I drank that god juice

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I drank that god juice,
Now I see things I should not.
What was in that stuff!?

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What was in that stuff?
It was that Paul Sorvino!
He was a good fella!

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He was a good fella!
A jolly good fella, which
No one can deny.

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No one can deny
This love that I have inside.
My 80s duet.

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My 80s duet:
Wham! Ma Llama Dinga Dong
(George Michael and me)

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George Michael and me
had a falling out. I just
don’t have faith, faith, faith.

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Don’t have faith, faith… Faith
Of the Heart! That’s a Star Trek
Opening theme song‽

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Opening theme song
Unrelated to the plot
I love anime

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I love Anime
The list of shows I like is
Over 9000

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Over 9000?
Tony Stark says three times, “I
Love you three thousand.”

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