I'll never feel the same about TV show stars

I was flipping through the channels as I was getting ready to sleep. I realized that old tv shows seem soothing. What a surprise when I landed on Touch Conners! What’s more, the next show was Cannon. I will never be able to look at these stars without seeing them breaking into a refrigerator, or watching the girlfriend die in the shallow end of the pool.


I know RT already did some Incredible Hulk episodes, but I want MST3K in on the action, too. The “Married” TV special is some of my favorite-ever cheese. (I love Bixby and Hartley and the trash-opera big finish. I guess they could cut out the racist parts.)

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