MST3K Haiku Thread

Going to doppel?
Don’t hate on the anteater!
It has feelings, too.

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Trapped in a baboon
Fingal my dopple, fat man
I scroll cinemas

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Bill Dudley drives on
Warred over by ideologues
Symbol for us all

:bread: :truck:

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Ator is the Chest
Sorry I meant to say Ator
Is the Breast. No, wait.

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We are Fabio!
Please buy our line of chest grease.
Gypsy laughs at us.

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A scavenger sale?
How utterly romantic.
Oh, Nick. I may swoon.

A weenie roast too?
I will be yours forever!
Nick finds love with Jeff.

<3

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Devil dogs invade!
What will Joel and the 'bots do?
At least it’s not shrews.

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Samson is very strong.
But when he’s fighting vampires,
Arson works the best.

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Why can’t every day
Be Patrick Swayze Christmas?
Lupita’s doll waits

:santa:t3: :fist:t3: :dolls:

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Zucchini/pillows
Accept quality, won’t you?
Pillows/zucchini

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It’s time for letters!
This one thinks Crow is named ‘Art.’
Surely that won’t stick.

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Someone’s at the door.
Oh no! It’s a Bannergram!
No escape! “POOPIE!”

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Johnny Longtorso
The man who comes in pieces!
Buy at Deep 13!

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The secrets
No one will understand, how is this worth it?
You can do stupid things!
Huzzah Trumpy! Huzzah!

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Nothing like the anticipation
Set upon me with both noise and smoke,
Insert the breakfast pastry indeed!

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Small town’s fish shop sign:
“Sorry, CLOSED due to urgent
Space mission. Back Thurs.”

:fish: :rocket:

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Haikus keep coming
I can’t get enough of them
Bite me! Hi-Keeba!

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Wacky College Kids
Are You Ready For Marriage?
Sometimes there’s a SCHPLORT!

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I’ve lost my record.
It was on my mind today,
When fighting Space Chief.

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Drivin’ down the road
Lookin’ for a Waffle House
Drinkin’ Wild Turkey

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