MST3K Haiku Thread

Jonah Heston riffs
Hogzilla is Manos II
Where are the robots?

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HUGE Electric Shock:
Shorty-shorts “Euro” Hero?
Yes, from the U.S. !!

Michael Spokiw aka Peter: born in Connecticut per Wiki. Long since retired from film and ended up in the specialty glass business!

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Surely you’re joking
That guy came from Florida
And so did his friends

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I’m no good at maps
Or dining on cereal
Also: no butt-dress :frowning:

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milwaukee

What is “Milwaukee”?
And how does 2005’s
The Island result?

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Hike, hike up your pants
Take your butt cheeks for a ride
Buckle to the side

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Oh Kim, Kim Catrall
Kim Kim Kim Kim Kim Catrell
Good in Mannequin

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“Panties, panties, pan-
-ties”: Agent for H.A.R.M. ‘s the best
For folding laundry.

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I wish I could have
the best henchman there is
Of course I mean Prince

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Hugo, you dummy.
I have a beard and your soul.
Hurray butt lady!

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Three Vans in the film:
Timothy, Lee, and their ride.
It’s Master Ninja!

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Students doing drugs?
Assemble a busty team,
then bomb a meth lab.

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Busty ladies in jumpsuits
Fighting crime with the boob power!
Hey, is that Jack Palance?

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Full moon in Phoenix.
Estevez plays a role.
Yanaglanche, Babe.

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Night Ranger album
If I’m one so is Pat Boone
You’re not a beatnik!

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A Fresh-Mixed Blue Floyd
Servo On Cinema, and
Thou, Odd-Bot Couple :heart_eyes:

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Harvey B. Dunn. The
sequel to Johnny B. Good.
Where’s Marty McFly?

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A four dollar cov-
er? Is it worth it? Tech Noir
at least has Cyborgs.

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Getting stoned fills you
up and even changes your
species. Bottom’s Up!

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Pearl! Pearl! Pearl! Pearl! Pearl!
It’s ‘When Loving Lovers Love’
Call now for tote bag

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