Gross.
You know, I hear fake Mexican Coca-Cola is made with real sugar.
The thin moo line.
(Nitpick: There is no Boone County, NC. The town of Boone is in Watauga County, mentioned in the next sentence.)
They misspelled his name as Mr Mitten in the news release. Makes him sound like a naughty cat.
These cows are out standing in their field
…why is Conor McGregor your unit of measurement?
Reptilicus stirs.
Sometimes you just have to measure with whatever you have handy.
“Hvert land har et monster
De er bange for i deres nation…”
The local police actually use the markers in official reports to record the locations of incidents on the bridge. Smoot eventually went on to become president of the International Organization for Standardization.
This feels like exactly the sort of stupid story I would find out about through a game of Fibbage. Right up there with the dude that tried to escape from prison disguised as his own daughter.
That’s why you always have Toonces drive!
Double entendre alert!