Late Addition:
The too-swank-for-my-blood-but-I’m-in-denial Chinese place one subdivision over? They have an iced bitter/angry black green tea which you can order with lemon syrup (I got the “half-sweet” option, which was perfect). Only upon regretfully finishing the last of it did it hit me that I’d just bought a super-pretentious version of an Arnold Palmer! And I LOVED it!
Just what I needed… yet another expensive habit.
[angry scowl]
You’ll pay for this one day, Vest-Man. (I mean, you’ll literally owe me 5.50 (U.S.) plus tip, adjusted for inflation. You’d better start saving up.)