Out of context MST3K quotes

“I’m naming him Pilot.”

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“Hey, that’s Dr. Frah-zen Fass-ay.”

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“Refueling is a beautiful, natural thing…”

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“We put our faith in Blast Hardcheese…”

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“I don’t think I want to live in a world with adults anymore…”

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Everyone wear eye protection, there’s a lot of loose ends flying together at once here.

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“Is there anyone who loves pickles as much as I do?”

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“I’m sure there’s plenty of perfectly nice tiger sharks just off shore who’d be willing to eat these people.”

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“It’s the master of the pan flute!”


“You shoulda done that with stagflation!”

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Goonight again, egg?

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Hang on, I’m having a montage.

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“Is there time on the Moon?”

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“I’d rather be roadkill than listen to this!”

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A dummy? Drinking wine?

“Spo-dee-o-dee?”

Ham. I love it.

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“I’m sorry, but I can’t…”
“…I just got my new fiberglass hair!”

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“Golden Spider Duck.”

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Try “Proud Prancing Reindeer” or “Rutting Stag” or something!

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Don’t crap in your hand, crap in your poopiesuit
You’ll feel relief filling your briefs

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crunch … crunch …

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”He said pineal!”

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