Out of context MST3K quotes

“Time to tell some drunk cowboys I’m a new dad.”

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“NORM!!!”

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“Oh, I’ve outgrown this pratfall stuff. It was just a phase. Now I’m a swingin’ cat!”

:dancer: :man_dancing:

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“It’s the Hall of Bartenders.”

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“So is this a Blazing Saddles LARP?”

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“Remember when this song was everywhere?”

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”Welcome to Trojan Burger. May I take your order?”

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“This whole film feels like a cutting room floor.”

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“What’ll it be gents?” “Two Indian handicrafts to go, please.”

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“I thought they were in the town of Cab Mister.”

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Would you stop that! Every time you see a flashlight is not the NBC Mystery Movie!

You programmed us.

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“Well, better call my wife and tell her I can’t find a phone.”

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“Our younger viewers might require some explanation. That’s a phone booth. Your grandparents used to see how many people they could cram in there because they liked rubbing their bodies against other people without consequences. It also made phone calls.”

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“Uh yeah, I’m returning a call from Potentials Pam?”

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“White Chocolate Whoppers™ !!”

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Uh…….I gotta go finish my letter to Jodie Foster

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“The only logical response to this movie is pure, unbridled hate,”

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“He’s the clown that makes the dark side fun!”

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“He could probably get through if he’d stop dialing boobs.”

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“And I’m still boring Clark Kent.”

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