“Oh, this is one of Sousa’s tender love ballads.”
“No students’ arms were harmed in the making of this film.”
“Just buy the car!”
“IN SPACE NO ONE CAN HEAR YOU SCREAM ITS SO LOUD”
“It’s a gang of Tinkerbells and they’re pissed!”
Not. Cereal.
“Avoid taking real classes.”
“Who am I kidding? This will never go with my outfit.”
“And I rough the nail into the soft, yielding wood.”
“He’s the universal unsuspecting drunkard about to have a brush with the supernatural!”
“I hope my wedding night has less people shouting at me.”
“You disgusting wooooorm!”
“Cheating, how to make it work for you at home and on the job.”
“A Centron Production, although we got the idea from a different company, cause we’re cheating. Thank you.”
“A Jack Benny Program.”
“He’s coming. Look Polish everyone!”
“Okay people, we’ve completely lost the lights. Let’s roll film!”
“Ebenezer Scrooge.”
“A young Franz Kafka awaits his fate.”
“I think I’ll go write some Nocturnes.”