Out of context MST3K quotes

“Oh, this is one of Sousa’s tender love ballads.”

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“No students’ arms were harmed in the making of this film.”

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“Just buy the car!”

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“IN SPACE NO ONE CAN HEAR YOU SCREAM ITS SO LOUD”

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“It’s a gang of Tinkerbells and they’re pissed!”

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Not. Cereal.

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“Avoid taking real classes.”

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“Who am I kidding? This will never go with my outfit.”

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“And I rough the nail into the soft, yielding wood.”

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“He’s the universal unsuspecting drunkard about to have a brush with the supernatural!”

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“I hope my wedding night has less people shouting at me.”

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“You disgusting wooooorm!”

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“Cheating, how to make it work for you at home and on the job.”

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“A Centron Production, although we got the idea from a different company, cause we’re cheating. Thank you.”

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“A Jack Benny Program.”

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“He’s coming. Look Polish everyone!”

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“Okay people, we’ve completely lost the lights. Let’s roll film!”

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“Ebenezer Scrooge.”

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“A young Franz Kafka awaits his fate.”

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“I think I’ll go write some Nocturnes.”

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