“Ohf dah Bwym Mahw Pwunes?”
"It’s a giant spider invasion of savings at MENARDS!!! "
(The Menards trilogy is now complete.)
“The Joe Don Baker Museum.”
“It was executive produced, at least there’s that.”
“I can see the Giant Spider moving slowly towards us, down and down.”
“I hope Earth has its diaphragm on.”
I like to establish a few in one vein before moving on. It’s simply my style. Thank You on the suggestion. Duly noted.
“Ah, this is the heyday of the Bongo Players Union, top billing in all major motion pictures.”
“Hey, you got your tongue in my mouth.” “Hey, you got your mouth in my tongue.”
SIGNS!
“Oh, it looks like tornado season in the Midwest.”
“This is my class.” “There are many like it, but this one is mine.”
“WGN put on the cubbies.”
“Is that racist, guys?”
“A piece of liver! This movie is fascinating!”
“Is your house safe from Hooded Justice? ADT can protect your property from the entire roster of Watchmen characters.”
“Yeah, well bite me, Harry O!”
“Well, I suppose the plot’s not gonna unfold itself”
“Yes, I’m Captain Cliff Beefpile.”
“Oh and son, I ate the last can of dog food.”