Out of context MST3K quotes

“I can’t believe we’re trying to annihilate you, this is delicious!”

Radar Men from the Moon Ch 8

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“They’re not getting the Tom of Finland posters!”

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“You know, the gospel speaks of losers like you.”

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“From a Bagelwich ? !” :bagel:

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“But why does the strip club need bread?”

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“And backfill the story for the audience. They have no idea what’s going on.”

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“Google it, flesh bag!”

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“Everything I touch turns to flies.”

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“How are the fig cookies coming along?”

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“It’s like having two Uncle Joeys in one movie.”

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“This is a case where parents should have crushed a child’s dream of becoming a filmmaker.”

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“My point is, Billy, man dies with a whimper, looking into the face of ultimate darkness.”

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Hi, I’m a chocolate bar. Break off pieces of me and enjoy me all day.

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“This film dares you to watch it!”

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“Two scoops of raisins, my a$$.”

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“Is Mom in the Guardian Angels?”

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“This coffee is warmer than Frank is.”

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There’s more action in the wallpaper!

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“Won’t he be surprised when he finds out it doesn’t go pow, but sweeesh.”

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That’s a prop?! I thought was a real motor….

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