Out of context MST3K quotes

“I say, you could drive a Mack truck through your cues! Tempo! Tempo! Pick it up!”

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They say this is very insensitive!

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“Ah, the Communist Manifestone.”

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Did I mention that I cried?

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The wall didn’t bend. Ignore that.

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Moon rocks? Oh, wow!

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Oh, look at this - white people voted the best people in the world!

Young white males, still on top!

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Scenes cut from Road House.

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“So, was being green fun?”
“I don’t want to talk about it anymore!”

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“I’m out here with my little warrior!”

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No, Ric Flair. WOOOOOOOOOO!

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“Why are you older than me, Son?”

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I’m so sleepy I can barely keep my eyes open

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“Hi, I’m Tom Servo!”
“(Woman screams)”

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“The kissway to the promised land?”

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Like I said, I’m not high, but my dog is, and I am

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“Now, pretend I’m a swarthy pirate. . .”

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You could bake a turkey in that dress!

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You could survive re-entry in that dress!

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“Wait a minute. The hair has a liver and a spleen ?”

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