“And then sponge-bathe our guests, won’t you?”
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“Come on in, the movie’s open.”
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“Whoa, they’re at a puppet bar.”
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“Not the nose, I just had it done!”
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“You never bought a muffler together, either. What’s the point?”
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You know, Tom, if you’re looking for plausibility in this film… you won’t find it here, friend.
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“And for dessert…”
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“Do do do do, Inspecter Gadget…”
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“Forget it, Nick. It’s Demon Town.”
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“Let’s see: there’s ‘Dickweed… Dork… Dumbsh’—ah, here it is.”
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“Jeffrey Brush was unavailable.”
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“Doctor Mordrid was filmed on location in your rich uncle’s Brandy Room.”
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“I think the camera operator might just be lost.”
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Try not to get sucked into the vortex of Hell, Billy!
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“The news of the day fascinates me, sir!” (maybe a paraphrase, but close)
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“It’s like wearing an Orlon sweater soaked in cod liver oil.”
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Maybe this is an anthology of short plotless movies…
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Were you putting your knee up again? Aren’t I enough for you!?
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“Yeah it’s Oscar Wilde’s birthplace. So what?” 
“Then coat yourself with bear grease and cluck like a chicken.” 
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“Hey, I almost ran over Kissinger! I’m gonna have to go back.”
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